quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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