Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We left the knife in your bed.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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