So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Hippo gnu deer
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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