Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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