She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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