I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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