that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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