I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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