you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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