You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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