2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
