I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Quick, to the slutcave!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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