I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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