sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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