Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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