forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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