id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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