things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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