Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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