Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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