if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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