I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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