Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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