It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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