i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So vagazzling was a success
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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