I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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