Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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