yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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