No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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