ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
