True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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