I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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