I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
