Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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