That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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