I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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