Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He has the fingertips of a God
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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