Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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