U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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