ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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