If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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