Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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