Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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