Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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