we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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