we're chasing vodka with high fives
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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