hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
