I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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