this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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