Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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