TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dear god my vagina.
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