Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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