So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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