i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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