i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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